Two in a row for the Millers- as lightning strikes twice for the Urchins

By Ian Townsend

Aveley win promotion to Step Two, with a second successive triumph- as Hornchurch fall at the final fence for the second year in a row

On May Bank Holiday Monday last year we arrived at Bridge Avenue expecting to watch Hornchurch- our pre-season title favourites- deliver the Play Off Final victory which would lift them to National League South. Exactly twelve months later and…Urchins everywhere were hoping that the similarities between the two fixtures were now at an end. Hornchurch were about to take on Aveley for the right to step up to Step Two, and the ground was rammed to the rafters with folks clad in red and blue, all sure that this would be ‘their year.’

The Urchins were, once again, the favourites; although this year, only just. The Millers had already upset the odds twice against their hosts this season, defeating them a Parkside- a Kenny Aileru goal fourteen minutes from time the difference- and, even more impressively, at Bridge Avenue at the end of January, goals from Old Coker and Manny Ogunrinde sealing a two-one victory. Could they make it three out of three? End of season form favoured the Urchins, who had taken ten points from the last twelve available as opposed to four for the Millers.

What we did know was that there were likely to be tired legs long before full time. Both sides competed in marathon Play Off Semi-Finals in midweek, the Urchins winning a shootout against Cray Wanderers after a pulsating three-three draw, whilst the Millers triumphed against Canvey Island from the spot after a cagey and hard-fought goalless affair. Neither side would welcome another one hundred and twenty minutes, nor a shootout.

Welcome to Hornchurch

Welcome to Hornchurch

The match could be billed as a clash of the great entertainers versus a defensive colossus- although that would be a little unfair to the Millers attacking talent. The Urchins scored ninety eight goals during the regular league season, and took that tally to one hundred and one on Tuesday night- whilst the Millers have kept thirteen clean sheets this season, and only champions Bishop’s Stortford conceded fewer goals.

The team from Parkside had delivered a remarkable season. It seemed as if they’d been a Premier Division force forever; but of course this time last year they were still celebrating North Division promotion, and in truth the level of their success had come as something of a surprise. They certainly weren’t predicted to return to Step Four, but there were few who would have stuck their necks out and predicted a title challenge- yet for most of the campaign, that’s what we got; and, of course, they also took the Velocity Isthmian League Cup at a canter.

The Urchins, in contrast, had simply been the force they were expected to be. Quickly picking themselves up from the disappointment at the end of last season, they had driven almost all before them since August, only for a difficult period between mid March and the start of April to ultimately cost them. A mistakenly disallowed goal at Horsham on April 1st has been spoken about as a turning point, but the truth was they’d taken only two points from three matches prior to that- and they were ahead against the Hornets when that poor decision occurred, yet went on to concede two goals in the last seven minutes to lose the game. Since then, however, they had once again been their imperious selves, but Stortford’s ability to continually grind out results had kept them ahead, and they took the title by four points.

As we awaited the arrival of the players, the home fans began to exercise their vocal chords. They displayed their full repertoire, giving us “We all follow the ‘Ornchurch,” “We are the Urchins, mighty mighty Urchins,” their take on “Hey Jude,” and many more, as it used to say on those K-Tel adverts from the seventies (ask your grandparents). The away fans were conspicuously quieter, although given most of them were in the open they were probably busy looking at the grey clouds on the horizon and praying that it didn’t rain. By five to three both sides of the ground were packed, with only the space behind the goals- so far from the pitch you’d need binoculars- still sparsely populated.

London's busiest burger van

London's busiest burger van

The Millers got us underway, kicking towards the pole vault end. The Urchins faced the hammer cage. Within two minutes we had our first booking, Sam Higgins seeing yellow for hitting a prone Joe Christou with the ball. Higgins is a good shot, as his thirty five goals so far this season testify, but this appeared to be an accident!

Within two minutes Jason Ring joined him in the book after a foul, and it looked like we were in for an interesting afternoon. The meeting here in January had been a stormy affair, and there appeared to be little love lost between the sides. From the free kick, Higgins tested Jonathan North in the Millers goal despite being a full thirty yards out. A moment later a similar free kick at the other end saw Oli Coker find only the wall.

In the tenth minute the Millers had a golden opportunity. Kenny Aileru found George Sykes in the box, and the Millers number nine did everything right initially, before firing straight at Joe Wright. A foot (30.48 centimetres if you only understand metric measurements) either side of the Urchins keeper and the visitors would have been ahead.

Aveley had another chance eight minutes later, and it took a desperate block from Micky Parcell to deny Coker after a neat passing move. The visitors were having the best of the game at this point, although the ball had spent an inordinate amount of time amongst the clouds, It was full blooded, not short of excitement, but certainly not a game for the purist. Another Millers chance saw Ryan Scott denied at the back post by a strong defensive header, and from the corner the same player saw a shot blocked as the visitors piled on the pressure. Another chance arrived after a fluffed clearance from Wright, but the keeper was able to atone by clearing for a throw.

The Urchins most famous recent triumph

The Urchins most famous recent triumph

Finally, on twenty seven minutes, a spell of home pressure earned them a corner and gave their fans something to sing about. The ball ran loose in the box for a moment and both sets of supporters held their breath, but the first touch was from a defender and it was cleared. The ball was soon at the other end once more, another Millers corner, and this time, when it was sent back in by Coker, the visitors got the lead they deserved. Scott apparently got the final touch (although there was also reason to believe it came off a defender), and took the plaudits.

Hornchurch 0 Aveley 1, thirty one minutes.

Finally, the hosts showed some attacking intent. Good work from Ade Yusuff and Lewwis Spence saw a ball delivered into the box, the visitors defence standing strong, and a spell of Hornchurch possession followed, but it turned over regularly as a final pass always seemed to be short or simply misdirected. When they got a free kick and the chance to deliver a dangerous ball, it was far too close to North, who jumped and held under no pressure. He had more work to do a moment later, however, an effort from Parcell forcing a save.

Three minutes were added, and the hosts finally came to life, a header cleared off the line by Jason Ring. The whistle went on the Urchins best spell of the game, but with the visitors ahead.

Who would be standing behind this banner at full time?

Who would be standing behind this banner at full time?

Half Time: Hornchurch 0 Aveley 1

The hosts started the second half energetically, and had a shout for hand ball after two minutes- but then, disaster. Spence lunged in on Connor Witherspoon, and the referee had no hesitation. The card was red, and there were few dissenting voices. The Urchins would have to respond, if they could, a man short.

Red Card: Lewwis Spence, Hornchurch, 48 minutes

The hosts made a change. Jamie Mascoll went off, and Ellis Brown entered the fray. The game entered a period of the doldrums, only enliven by a yellow card for Tom Wraight, Garrett Kelly receiving a blow to the face- which Wraight came back to remonstrate that he was taking too long to recover from.

The queue for programmes- and they are worth queuing for

The queue for programmes- and they are worth queuing for

The Millers should have had a second just before the hour. The ball broke to Coker on the edge of the box, and the whole ground went quiet, waiting for the net to bulge. It went wide of the upright. Then, at the other end, Yusuff surged into the box and looked to be fouled, Penalty? No, the referee thought otherwise, enraging the home fans. It began to drizzle, and the fourth official shouted for the floodlights to be turned on. Perhaps he’d seen the weather forecast, but a fan behind him asked whether he’d be paying the electricity bill.

We had twenty one minutes to go when the next opportunity presented itself to Hornchurch, and Parcell’s shot brought a decent save from North. The ten men continued to apply pressure, shots from Joe Christou and Higgins blocked, but the Aveley defence stood firm. Sykes went down with cramp, home supporters yelling about time wasting.

A foul on Yusuff led to a free kick to the right of the box. It was headed away, but a resulting shot from Brown was deflected for a corner. This time, the clearance was strong, and the ball ended up at the other end, with Wright. We moved into the last fifteen minutes, Chris Dickson and Charlie Stimson entering the fray for the hosts.

With six minutes remaining the visitors played keep ball near the corner flag, until it broke to Sykes, whose shot actually hit the far corner flag. Jamie Dicks went into the book for a late tackle, and the hosts had almost all the possession, but struggled to get past the edge of the Aveley box.

Don't stand behind the goal- unless you've brought binoculars

Don't stand behind the goal- unless you've brought binoculars

The fourth official fiddled with the numbers on his board until the number seven was displayed, and there was still time for the hosts. Sykes went down again, this time hit by the ball as Wright tried to release it. That would probably stretch seven into eight.

Hornchurch needed urgency, but there seemed little of it. The ball was in their half, and Aveley were happy to keep it there without threatening. And then, with two minutes to go, a chance for the hosts, and Stimson came close to forcing an equaliser, the ball cleared off the line. The referee signalled two more minutes to the fourth official, and we’d already played six. A foul on the edge of the Millers box, given the way of the visitors, ate up more of what remained. The away fans began to celebrate, and there were only seconds. And then it was over, and the Millers had done it.

Two promotions in a row for Aveley, who had reached unheard of heights. The Urchins were left with their thoughts of what might have been, for a second year in succession.

Full time: Hornchurch 0 Aveley 1

The home hordes

The home hordes

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